The New Job - Page 3

October 5th, 2011, 11:15 pm

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Loverofpiggies, October 5th, 2011, 11:19 pm     Reply

Three pages, on a roll! I told you I'd try to at least get a decent amount out for you guys. They do take work though! This page also includes important magazine eating magics.

Half of this page was colored by my lovely editor poofy-wings. She also did the text, and all the flat colors! Check her over here! -

She also did the awesome Scott Pilgrim edit of Assistant for my avatar. She is oh so lovely.

Enjoy the page you guys!

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Raine-chan, October 5th, 2011, 11:20 pm     Reply

Epic new icon :'D

Midnight_Luna, October 5th, 2011, 11:28 pm     Reply

I just want to read my magazine, all two pages of it unless you include the front and back covers in which case that makes 4 pages of eatable(?) goodness.

Love the new avi pic by the way. I wonder where she's running endlessly to.

BattleStarX, October 5th, 2011, 11:35 pm     Reply

My nerdness and age may be showing, but I look at that blond kid, and I instantly think of Porky from the Mother series. I haven't the FOGGIEST idea why.

God, I feel old...

Love how she tries to eat her problems away. Pity (or maybe it's a good thing) that doesn't work in real life.

Xenocide, October 5th, 2011, 11:36 pm     Reply

Oh my god.


Oh my god.

Just-Just oh my god.

sakurasaki92, October 5th, 2011, 11:40 pm     Reply

I really miss the male version...but its kind of exciting to see this revised again >.<

HaruxXxAnime, October 6th, 2011, 12:13 am     Reply

If I could do that to all of my problems, I'll be happy....somewhat
It's going great by the way!

MomotheGreat, October 6th, 2011, 12:16 am     Reply

He'll be dead after choking on that donut in his pocket, ANYWAY.
Fem-AsisstFTW<3 8'D
Lmao, how do yu get the idea to stuff a damn magazine in yur mouth? XD

SpiralPen, October 6th, 2011, 1:35 am     Reply

Alright, I'll be 100% straight up honest.
I was sad to see Assistant go and hesitant that the reboot would feel strange because it would be exactly the same, save for Femmistant's presence.

However, I now stand (gloriously) corrected. If the Twilight Sparkle doll and dad's moustache didn't convince me, this page has won not only my opinion of the reboot over, but my entire soul.
In other words, it's fantastic.

Prankchu (Guest), October 6th, 2011, 3:01 am     Reply

?! You´re wierd?! oh yes, the fat, ugly...thing! have to say this!

szarosen, October 6th, 2011, 5:29 am     Reply

Where can I find the old version? The new one is ok, but I miss the old one

Btw. Your new avatar is awesome :]

Complete Stranger, October 6th, 2011, 5:32 am     Reply


You spelled weird wrong.

Complete Stranger, October 6th, 2011, 5:42 am     Reply

@szarosen: Two pages back Lop's comment has links leading to the archived chapters.

animefan23, October 6th, 2011, 7:01 am     Reply

This page made me rotfl! almost literally.

Loverofpiggies, October 6th, 2011, 8:09 am     Reply

Dumb me, I fail at spelling. *fix*

@SpiralPen: See, that is EXACTLY what I was hoping for. I really did have a lot more ideas in store to make this comic better (imo) then just that. Just wait, you'll see more awesome to come. :D

Bludwulf, October 6th, 2011, 8:15 am     Reply

lmao *Shove*! Love it XP Her personality is way kewler than the old assistants!... on a side note, love your new avi! :D

Luv from the goth girl, <3 Bludwulf <3

CityBreak, October 6th, 2011, 10:56 am     Reply

you have just missed the golden chance to draw Luffinpuff in the third panel ^O^

Anyway, I'm loving this reboot.

P.S Nice question duck reference

LoP not logged in (Guest), October 6th, 2011, 2:04 pm     Reply

DAMNIT CITYBREAK. I'm so disappointed I didn't take that chance.

The Theory Of Khaos, October 6th, 2011, 3:21 pm     Reply

I'm loving this already!

Watermage, October 6th, 2011, 3:38 pm     Reply

I think that fat kid has became one of my favorite characters~ XD

LuckMouse, October 6th, 2011, 10:22 pm     Reply

I am glad you are doing what you feel is best not only for the comic, but development of the story :3 *psst is SeaWeed still in it?*

Giblet, October 7th, 2011, 12:03 am     Reply

male assistant who? really loving femsistant !

Whitewash893, October 7th, 2011, 6:37 am     Reply

I like this. We're getting so it play out a little slower, which is letting Assistants personality be seen far more than with male!Assistant. I think the Gloomverse reboot is one of those thing that I never knew I wanted, but did.

PinkIsh, October 7th, 2011, 2:30 pm     Reply

Om nom nom.

Also I think your stick-figure and duck are my new favorite things.

blahblahidontcare, October 7th, 2011, 3:44 pm     Reply

Since the assistant is now a girl, I know I am hoping for AssitxHarold shippy.

ILoveRhun, October 7th, 2011, 9:31 pm     Reply


So far, I'm liking where this comic is going. ;)

ToxicBreeze, October 8th, 2011, 11:28 pm     Reply

i like femmi assistant xD
she has more personality x3
cant wait for more ^owo

Inxerene, October 9th, 2011, 9:43 pm     Reply


loserfish, October 9th, 2011, 10:29 pm     Reply

Ahahahaha, oh man, oh man!

I was a taken off guard when this restarted, but this page makes it all better. I can't wait to see what happens, oh hoh hoh, this page is grand.

jack (Guest), October 10th, 2011, 11:20 am     Reply

I thought i wouldn't like femmi-assistant as much as old assistant. But i dooo! This is nice. Yes. I like this. :D

TempestRedux (Guest), October 10th, 2011, 11:46 am     Reply

I liked the goofiness of the male assistant, but I think all round the restart was a good idea. Hooray for colorfulness!!! On a serious note, it looks more planned now, which it is. Keep up the good work!

LuvAlwayzz, October 11th, 2011, 2:37 pm     Reply

I thought everyone ate their magazines o.o

LycheexBee, October 16th, 2011, 8:41 pm     Reply

I bet magazines are high in fiber. But I'll just experience its goodness vicariously through feminine assistant lol

I love this page xD

HanerTheHedgehog, December 24th, 2011, 1:59 pm     Reply

was that....was that Question Duck? o___o

Indui, October 7th, 2013, 8:26 pm     Reply

OMG I'm really loving your comic already! XD this is fantastic! I'll definitely keep a watch out for more!

Charlotte057, April 4th, 2014, 7:07 pm     Reply

Said the boy with the bowl cut ;0

whitelight, February 25th, 2015, 8:10 pm     Reply

Oh god I love it already X2 Best comic ever!!!!!!! (Guest), June 2nd, 2017, 10:43 am     Reply

Have you ever eaten a magazine in anger?

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