She was just a regular, unwanted kid, until she was lucky enough to get a job under the best magician in the world! Unfortunately for her, her new boss is a self absorbed sociopath.
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If Hobo had a place to stay, he wouldn't be a hobo anymore. This paradoxal occurrence would result in the whole structure of the comic collapsing on itself, sparking a chain of events that would affect everyone worldwide. The polarity of the north and south poles would reverse, causing the ice caps to melt. Worldwide economies would collapse, followed by the governments that set them up. In Soviet Russia, the car wouldn't drive you anymore, you would drive the car. Our power levels would be under 9000. All your base aren't belong to us. Eventually, things would get so out of hand that not only would the world end, but the whole universe would swallow itself and be wiped out of existence.
WE NEED YOU, MOOCHING HOBO. THE WORLD IS DEPENDING ON YOU....